*crickets* *crickets* I’ve taken a seemingly infinite hiatus. This has been a problem — not only for you, my cherished readers, but mostly, and ironically, for me. I mean, have I seriously not posted a thing since 2013?! Wow. The truth is, I’ve been going through a heavy period of transition. As cliché and overhyped as “I’m finding myself” may sound, it’s honestly been what I’ve been doing. It’s still too early to go into much detail — kind of like touching too much after having just applied nail polish — but I recently parted ways with…